It's a scientific fact that reality WILL bend over backwards so Shiki gets some. It's in the gland you see.
A few hours earlier...Yes. Please... Arcueid Brunestud.So it's simple...If you just have sex with Shiki, you'll be fine.Ah, don't hesitate on my account, OK?S...sex?!...Well, good luck...I'm going home!!Jeez... to suppress the urge to suck blood with sex... how unscientific...Well, you know that the urge to suck blood is made stronger by feelings of desire for other people.You want me to tell you how to suppress the urge to suck blood?And what does Shiki have to do with it?!