Luckily for my town, I prefer big tits over small ones so I won't be pissing this summoner off for life. And because she's not real of course. That helps too.
Rydia: Hey you, I only need you to do one thing ok? Use your digital sketchpad and draw a picture of me standing like this while I'm doing "this" with the flames in the background. Because guys like girls who stand near flames.
There's messing up, and then there's this messing up so bad, that killing the person you're angry at just isn't gong to cut it anymore which brings us up to here.