Guys, this is all part of Alice's plan to create a sentient doll. After hearing from Marisa about Medicine, she decided that if she cast away Shanghai, it would become a Tsukumogami.
When the doll was born...like all Shanghais...she was inspected. Welp! She failed. Short-ass narration, I'm outta here. *credits roll, is promptly machine-gunned to death*