remember the "brick" cellphone? Bunyan has the "door" phone
After winning the election and taking office, Bunyan started using social media.Sorry, but the right to sunlight isn't a universal right, so you'll just have to bear with it.She's been growing larger by the day.White HouseShe's been blocking out the sun and I can't get my clothes to dry.Um... Could you please ask Bunyan-san to tone her size down?To begin with, isn't the ballooning of her ego and subsequent body growth all because she started using this in the first pla-President BunyanThink of it as a natural phenomenon.You have been blocked by President Bunyan.Please just let me talk to her anyways.You'll have to buy her new single if you want an audience with the President.Each handshake voucher allows you 1 second of contact.Enough, I'll just complain to her directly on social media.AHHH!I got instantly blocked!