Calls to mind one of my favorite phrases from David Simon's Homicide: "Pupils the size of purely theoretical particles."
That's the last book I'd expected to be referenced here.
It's impressive!!How much is this, sensei??Sensei!!
What's a "Shimakaze-kun"?!Hey- Why the hell are you reading it!?So this is Akigumo-chan's lewd doujin, huh!?