I can only figure out so much of the text cut off at the edges, but I figure this should be good enough to call it translated for now.
ShakeIt isn't...like that at alllll!Cut that out!!It-it-it...Day after day...ShakeThat thingcatching bugs, fishing, fishing...and fishing...What the heck is that!!?ChuckleWel...that thing in front of Town Hall?Cha-cha-cha...it says.I'd like you to make it a stone statue, at least.SmugcomeChuckleSheeshWhat is this, some California defense attorney's office!!?ShakeCould you remove...ShakeThat's the property of the village, so no.it's going to the southern island...