Probability Miki Sayaka will turn into a witch: 100%
Huh!?ZOMBIEProbability Tomoe Mami suspiciously dies: 100%Probability Sakura Kyouko wakes up to be lesbian: 86.6%Probability of me waking to find out I have wet the bed: 62.8%Probability Kaname Madoka is already a contracted Magical Girl: 92.1%