Doesn't that hurt? I mean, it's a pineapple afterall.

mark_jovy said:

Doesn't that hurt? I mean, it's a pineapple afterall.

Everything's a dildo fleshlight if you're brave enough.

Astolfo's secret recipe for a healthy and nutritious fruit cocktail. Guaranteed to give whoever drinks it plenty of energy and an enormous stamina boost.

NNescio said:

Everything's a dildo fleshlight if you're brave enough.

I'm more scared how much bromelain will eat it.

njpr231 said:

I'm more scared how much bromelain will eat it.

It's gonna sting, but not as bad as you'd think.
Well, as long as the juices don't end inside your urethra...

He played the wrong version of fruit ninja lmao

This reminded me of the Cannibal Island Joke.

All the rest I'd eat just fine, but not even the extra flavor of Astolfo Monster would make me willing to eat pineapple.

mark_jovy said:

Doesn't that hurt? I mean, it's a pineapple afterall.

at least you can be sure Servants are more durable than normal humans, he can likely endure the burn

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Rathurue said:

It's gonna sting, but not as bad as you'd think.
Well, as long as the juices don't end inside your urethra...

....You have some pretty detailed knowledge there my friend.

mark_jovy said:

Doesn't that hurt? I mean, it's a pineapple afterall.

Well as long as none of the stuff gets in your thing you'll be fine. it actually kinda feels numb after a while. pretty cool.

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