So Mieru is Marissa and the childhood friend is Reimu...

Miko Miko Mikoto.

Jarlath said:

So Mieru is Marissa and the childhood friend is Reimu...

Well, Mieru isn't a kleptomaniac, and Reimu isn't usually portrayed as being openly breast-envious*, nor does she have a Kansai accent.

(*There's the [in]famous Suika "can't-hear-yoo-over-the-sound-of-mah-tits" comic and Reimu's many interactions with 2P Miko, but even then Reimu is more subtle and private with her grudges.)

Mikoto here takes every slight (imagined or otherwise) to her 'assets' like Edward Elric does with height jokes (again, imagined or otherwise). Mieru calls her a "flatty Miss Miko" to provoke her and lure her out, Mikoto hears it as "chopping board pipsqueak squirt miko".

(Or "cuttin' board whippersnapper runt miko", since she's speaking in the Kansai dialect.)

niceee finally some translation

NNescio said:

Miko Miko Mikoto.

Well, Mieru isn't a kleptomaniac, and Reimu isn't usually portrayed as being openly breast-envious*, nor does she have a Kansai accent.

(*There's the [in]famous Suika "can't-hear-yoo-over-the-sound-of-mah-tits" comic and Reimu's many interactions with 2P Miko, but even then Reimu is more subtle and private with her grudges.)

Mikoto here takes every slight (imagined or otherwise) to her 'assets' like Edward Elric does with height jokes (again, imagined or otherwise). Mieru calls her a "flatty Miss Miko" to provoke her and lure her out, Mikoto hears it as "chopping board pipsqueak squirt miko".

(Or "cuttin' board whippersnapper runt miko", since she's speaking in the Kansai dialect.)

The complex of RJ with the tsukkomi of ZKK