I would sit down for a cup.

Her cleaver is right behind her, but it's all right! She tied a little ribbon on it.

Котенок said:

Her cleaver is right behind her, but it's all right! She tied a little ribbon on it.

Oh, I overlooked that... If I behave politely it will be fine, right?

Kurai_Tora said:

Oh, I overlooked that... If I behave politely it will be fine, right?

Well she isn't an evil Touhou, though once the game fully releases I'm sure Zounoose or someone will make a manga saying otherwise, so I'm sure you'd be fine.

Kurai_Tora said:

I would sit down for a cup.

The cups are the main reason to go, after all.

The commentary is a Kemono Friends reference.

Bansho said:

The commentary is a Kemono Friends reference.

Yeah, it's a parody of alpaca suri's first line in episode 3 of the anime.