Well, duh!That is, like, gross!Hey!Did you take that seriously?Wait, don't tell me!You've never kissed before?Need me to teach you how? How to kiss, that is!Or were you actually looking forward to it?Wah!You shouldn't be expecting that from even girls, no matter how unpopular you are, you know?Are you that desperate for love!?What!?Is kissing a girl so embarrassing that it made your face turn red?Like I'd want to do something like kiss you.
