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I've never seen Cyrillic written like that before.

Chucu said:

I've never seen Cyrillic written like that before.

This is stylized to Old Russian, its hardly readable at first glance and probably Lubok parody.

It would be perfect is someone could stylize it to Old English ("thou").

And now we got another ancient as mamonth's crap writing ended up here and translated.

Chucu said:

I've never seen Cyrillic written like that before.

It's called "Старо-славянский" ("Old-Slavonic"), got spread from approx. IX-XI centuries... IMO it looks more like Cyrillic, stylized as Old-Slavonic.
Remnants of Old-Slavonic still used in those huge Holy Bibles at ortodox churches.

Reading an entire page of that, weathered, with shaky hand-writing, must be a herculean task.

Saladofstones said:

Reading an entire page of that, weathered, with shaky hand-writing, must be a herculean task.

It's like reading in another, non-native language with different symbol system.
For example, as hard as reading any hand-writing from Eastern Asia or Arabic for those who learned only Cyrillic or Latin alphabets.

I’ll translate, because the picture is really funny.

But I’ll warn, that the line on the image is a mashup of styles ranging both geographically and time-wise, which can never be translated properly. It’s also (intentionally?) ends stupidly broken and has several mistakes. But a speculative translation can give you this:

Сѥ (This) же (before you) ѥстъ (is) Мами (Mami) Томое (Tomoe) иже (which [to the]) москъвьскаѥго [Muscovy] стрельчьска [Strelets] воиньства [army] ѥстъ [belongs].

If anything, that script style imitates viaz’ (here in red: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/Apostol_1564_Frontispis.jpg/1280px-Apostol_1564_Frontispis.jpg), which is purely ornamental, usually you’d see book or chapter title done with it or on physical objects where there’s a lack of space (church bells come to mind). The point of viaz’ is to fit words on a single line, be it a heading or a ring inscription on a bell.

Is it really a cosply tho? 😆

pipegf98 said:

Is it really a cosply tho? 😆

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SecretServiceDiscordia said:

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She also has the eyes of a killer.

Jump into Hell

FEET FIRST

FOR SUPER EARTH.

We're Helldiving on top of teammates with this one

HyphenSam said:

Walmart employee or only working one season as a VA isn't that bad. The rest is despicable.

FRien said:

Walmart employee

HyphenSam said:

Good lord there's a lot of things in that list I hadn't even heard about. I'm skeptical to trust a lot of it without a source, god knows after what came to light plenty of people took the opportunity to start throwing out all kinds of baseless accusations... but what the fuck does "dried Marine's eggs" mean??

FRien said:

Walmart employee or only working one season as a VA isn't that bad. The rest is despicable.

I've had to work at Walmart before, being a VA is a tough career, and untreated schizophrenia would probably be a bigger problem for her. But for the rest? Yeesh.

Kaktus_Lata said:

I've had to work at Walmart before, being a VA is a tough career, and untreated schizophrenia would probably be a bigger problem for her. But for the rest? Yeesh.

I can't scorn people who pick up work I can't imagine myself doing, so teachers, street cleaners or retail employees? Respect. And I mean it, genuine respect.
And yeah, the rest is despicable.

Kaktus_Lata said:

I've had to work at Walmart before, being a VA is a tough career, and untreated schizophrenia would probably be a bigger problem for her. But for the rest? Yeesh.

Pretty sure the Walmart thing is a joke. Unfortunately the same can't be said for a lot of things on that list. Girl is seriously messed up in the head.

This is amazing.

Heat Action?!

Meat tubes after ZUN's own heart. ❤️

According to google translate, Black is platonic, red is lovey-dovey and blue is tsundere (lit: A relationship that is desired even though there is conflict)

Which... really? Reimu has no relationships with at least some drama?

C-light said:

red is lovey-dovey

Well then, I guess that means they ship the Aki sisters together

It's still hilarious that despite the meme Marisa still lose to Reimu in term of Harem sizes

I assume the black/red arrows are unrequited crushes, but which side is the crusher and which is the crushee?

jogiff said:

I assume the black/red arrows are unrequited crushes, but which side is the crusher and which is the crushee?

Ig the red arrow's opposite side is the one with the crush. For e.g. Koakuma has a crush on Meiling

Skydragon0 said:

It is

Nonsense! Not enough arrows pointing to Marisa.

This is phenomenal work, I hope the artist does a whole lot more for ONE PIECE.

That is a child

susuboyle said:

That is a child

Not by the look of those boobs

Of course there is a lot of garbage porn of all hints under the sun (what I think is now called ‘rule 34’) and many of the characters in ONE PIECE are children or at least teenagers (nami, carrot, Rebecca etc)
Also ‘foot fetishes’ are gross - not feet though, feet are great, after all they get us around - and also beautiful women's feet are beautiful - but to me foot fetishes have always been gross and even more in ‘art’ where they are grotesquely emphasised

Anyways I’m giving you an upvote for speaking out.

Despite the questionable ethics of drawing young persons in compromised undress, and my dislike of foot fetishes, this is still a gorgeous piece, so I’m writing this comment.

Have a good day one and all.

Holy based Kenjako

There are villains that can tell the hero they fucked their mom.

And there's Kenjaku, who can say he fucked the hero's dad.

kenjaku had to grip the sheets for yuuji to run the streets

Kenjaku took the White Splash so that Yuji could hit the Black Flash.

Kenjaku became tighter so that Yuji can become a fighter.

Kenjaku took the nut so that Yuji could kick some butt.

Just gotta figure out how to stuff this big-ass GPU into her tiny-ass body.