Reisen this is a lose lose situation I'd say pick the answer that hurts your pride less
Then let me ask you something. Do you eat katsudon with your butt ?Officer… I really don’t lieEh? Should I really put this in my mouth ?No matter which way you look at itNo… so, by my mouth…Then let me ask you, do you put in suppositories through your mouth ?Well, have some katsudon first; but I put a suppository in it