Poor Meiling. Knob to the hip would definitely cause some pain.
Doorknob...right in the hip...Quiet, you.Man, you're just bustin' everything up...You're the last person I want to hear that from....that's nothing!What are you laughing at?Haaaa!!Whoa, what the heck?A burglar!?I ain't got much that's worth anything.Nya ha ha ha!Oh, is that it? I thought you'd been hit by one of those onigiri from before!You ate the ones I made too!Meiling...what's wrong with you?Good grief...A door or two...compared to the damage our place has suffered...