As much as I can understand Koa-love, you can't seriously put a character who's canonically mostly uncharacterized, with what little character she has completely the opposite of this above Patchouli. She's an oddball snarky hikikkomori min/maxed squishy wizard. What's not to love?
(And where are the Remilia fans, for that matter?!)
Now, Flan!
Take your pick!That one, huh...Decision!I believe in you, Flan!The winner will be me!Hehehe...it's unlikely that she will pick Remi...Please choose me at this critical moment...!