I've completed the translation, except for one detail: I don't know what ガキホモ is. Clearly it's something gay, but I dare not venture any further in my research...
awaa5000 hit mangaYes, ma'am!You two, get a bit intimate! There's too little KyonXKoizumi on this site!
We apologize!Next time, for 10000 hits, we'll have a nude of Yuki plus some schoolboy homoerotic content!especially the schoolboy homoerotic stuffThank youu!huhuPokopoko has reached 5000 hits!So we need some service!!!Mikuru-chan, undress yourselfQuit it!Service, service!Stop it.