A better answer would be "I subscribed to her newspaper for the comics and the coupons on the presents I was going to get you but she wanted to take a picture of her second male subscriber. See I got the box right here, a new cellphone. Lets use that cutter to open it... eheh..."
And perhaps you won't die if you planned in advance.
or you could answer "she used black mail to take that picture. she said if i didn't pose with her in that picture she'd release incriminating documents about you to the general public! i did it for you."
Ranranrun said: At first I looked at her right arm behind her back and was worried. But then I looked at the right corner of this image and was more worried.
You can't spell stalkers without "fuck you up with a razor"
You know looking at the dead pan face with the dead eye('s) and the stanley knife with photograph. I don't think whatever you say will amount to anything other than (possible) wild, furious, scary and possibly life threatening sex and even then she may stab you in the end.
There's only one certain way out... Screw that you are a man, screw that you are a human, put your fist in her face, and tie her up, so she won't be able to do stupid things... things any and everyone would regret... This would also get you enough time to think over what the next step should be...
Zaku_Zelo said: I've apparently done something very, very right and am dating Aya. Sorry, but no psycho bitch with a box cutter is taking that from me.
dick,limbs,your life, still have anything to be taken?
(Sigh-in character)(silently)I said no pictures.....please relax you know that you are the only person that holds my already fractured heart, and to think think that i would cheat on you with your best-friend just deeppens the cracks in said heart, so if you are going to kill me, just stab the heart that you hold in your hand now, one more thing, i will still love you, even if its with my last breath...(normal) how was that? ;3