UnnamedYoukai said: There's no chocolate in heaven? I would think being well heaven it would be everywhere.
The things that make up chocolate don't exist in heaven. It's not a wish all get all place. Also, chocolate didn't go from Central America to Europe until the 16th century.
UnnamedYoukai said: There's no chocolate in heaven? I would think being well heaven it would be everywhere.
Heaven, like Hell, is just a place that people congregate. If anything it's more boring then Hell, since there are no Oni and thus, no rip roaring parties.
The jovial oni and rip-roaring parties are in the Old Hell that was disconnected from Hell. Don't confuse Yuugi's home with the place that Shiki Eiki sends the damned.
Anyway, in Touhou Project, Heaven's a great place for anyone who ever lived on Earth, but some people who are born there and never knew real hardship take it for granted and get bored.
For some reason, despite turning out fighters like Tenshi, they don't have danmaku competitions or Spellcard Duels. Which... honestly makes no sense. There has to be someone up there besides Tenshi who likes competitive sports.
wait. wait. WAIT. This clearly contradicts the story of the Ferrero Rochers.
Yup, do this mean they lied to us?
Geez! And after I went through the trouble of bringing it out here to you because it was super delicious and I wanted to share it with you!...By the way, what is this?Mgaaah! Just take it already!This is the sort of thing you would normally never get to eat for your entire life, so be grateful and savor it!Take this!A hardened rice ball?There's no poison in it!Huh... chocolate.Now, now, if you would have said that from the start, I would have had no use for wariness.Ehehe. Now, then, I gratefully accept.Here, Iku!That's right! It's a high-class import, so you hardly ever see it in Heaven, but I'm awesome, so sometimes people give me these sorts of amazing things!You don't say.Oyoyo...What's with that way of checking the scent?!Ah, sorry. Feeling a sense of wariness around unfamiliar foods is my instinct as a living thing... for instance, if there was poison or someth--Oh my, thank you very much.Hm-hmmm, of course you wouldn't know, Iku! This is called "chocolate"!Such a cute person...