This reminds me of the Stargate: Atlantis episode where an ancient machine puts Rodney on the road to ascension (or death).
Wha, I'm just doing the obvious...I, I'm not feeling lonely! Wai... don't laugh!a big deal, really...*Fidgets*It's fine, Okuu will be back.*Fidgets*No need for wordsIt's not...Eh? That's, even I...would be worried... for my pet..."Satori-sama is kind"... Hey.