There's no way that will fit!!
If you think I'm lying go ahead and try it!!Um... ...this was supposed to be a joke...Well, no...That's fine now hurry up and give it to me, my master-!!D-Don't be ridiculous!
That's way to big to possibly fit!!
There's no way it's going to fit in my ass!!Huh?
Your ass!?You're going to do double penetration!?