Mmm...the "Boob" plate special. It must be a pair of "Titty" steaks or a "Rack" of sweet "bosom" buns. She should put chocolate sauce and whip cream on those "tatas" for a pair of "cleavage" sundaes. You get the puns?
Considering this actually IS porn, I don';t believe this belongs in the Food Porn pool. As I remember it, that title was joking and the pool is for good looking food items.
The Clever pool is probably fitting, though overused.