Chieeeef!Man, I sure love your articles, chief.They're so...how do I put it...?Entertaining!A scoop! A scoop!If we just pursue our activities seriously, there's no way we'll be dissolved.Th-...things will be all right, I'm sure of it.I've got a big scoop!I printed up that last article! Aren't you going to look?Chieeeef!