I missed a few things that I couldn't squint hard enough to figure out and there are probably tons of typos. Feel free to fix if you also hate yourself.
Umm... I'll have a chicken Caesar salad and some shrimp tomato sauce spaghetti and a Hamburg steak and some dakkarubi (Korean dish) and some yakiniku bibimbap in an iron bowl with rice and some beefsteak and the mixed grill special with rice and today's special set...
Scratch that. Let's go with rice and miso soup and the new special set. And with that I'll have beef hash rice and a rice omelette with that special mushroom sauce and the mixed ankake (type of sauce) yakisoba and the crab kusoumii spaghetti and uh... yeah... I just ordered a different spaghetti from before, huh?
So uh, the spaghetti I ordered before and the spaghetti I ordered just now... cancel that and give me the chicken and mushroom Japanese-style spaghetti. Finally for dessert, I'd like fresh berry parfait and strawberry yogurt sundae and fresh strawberry pancakes and the lemon cheesecake and the seasonal ice cream sundae and the variety topping Belgian chocolate ice cream cake and the praline chocolate cake and a chocolate parfait and a baked apple with vanilla ice cream and the rich and creamy custard pudding and the decadent sweets combo and some cream anmitsu (bean jam and fruit).
Oh, and the brown sugar-topped green tea jelly and the thick green tea mousse. Oh yeah, from the side menu I'll have the fluffy omelette and some mashed potatoes and the soft fried chicken and the house steamed meat dumplings...
And then,