The odd thing is that he actually looks kinda cool... I guess that's another point in favor of my hypothesis: Jotaro's clothes turn ANYONE into a Badass.
That's not the fandom's fault, that's the pre-order bonus for Steins;Gate PC version. You get a patch which allows you to dress everyone in cosplay costumes, like this one.
You've
made meh angry.
Internet slang to internet slang translation, not a typo