Since this was so cute I decided to add translation, please fix if there's any grammar problem

Even though I'm probably more durable then Patchu just follow the same rules you do with her.

Gyah, I'm not exactly a fan of Flan, but this got to me a little.

This made me sad. The whole "Please don't break" thing. She must've been hurt a lot in the past because of her power. =(

It's rather hard to translate the word 嫌だ. Depends on the context,　it could mean either:

1) I will hate if you break.
2) I don't want you to break.

Sigh. Only 10 hours ago and already into NKY. How did I see that coming.

Not anymore it won't be! Dammit, i just took a chainsaw to that pool earlier today!

Byakugan01 said:
Not anymore it won't be! Dammit, i just took a chainsaw to that pool earlier today!

Tbh the pool should just be blown up. People are too stupid to know what should actually go in it, and what the criteria is. Despite the fact its right under the pool name, but like I said, people are dumb.

SindriAndBale said:
Tbh the pool should just be blown up. People are too stupid to know what should actually go in it, and what the criteria is. Despite the fact its right under the pool name, but like I said, people are dumb.

With enough vigilance we can keep the shit that doesn't belong out though. I have a funny feeling the people who put it in are repeat offenders. But that's just me.

(What I would be thinking in real life if this were to happen)

'Safe, if I didn't do this I would have been torn apart by her.'

(What probably happened before)

Want to play? I'll play nice. Just don't break as fast as anyone.

Hnnnnngh

Must... not... break! >v<

I'm not worried I has duct tape that fixes everything.

ygeo said:
I'm not worried I has duct tape that fixes everything.

hey if it works in left for dead then it will work here?

And then there were none.

NNNNNNNGH-*NOSE EXPLODES*

She went Kyuu and my heart went Boom!

I didn't notice it at first, but her wings a flapping...*drops dead leaving only a skeletal remain*

Well, now I feel a little safer.

Flandre just said SHE WON'T LET YOU BREAK. You are fuckin indestructible for the rest of your life dude.

APerson2380 said:
Flandre just said SHE WON'T LET YOU BREAK. You are fuckin indestructible for the rest of your life dude.

But if we have 0 toughness, we're still sent to the graveyard as a state-based effect.

trdl said:
But if we have 0 toughness, we're still sent to the graveyard as a state-based effect.

Dude... how the hell do you have 0 toughness? What, are you made of wet paper or something!? Humans can be painfully easy to break, true, but we can also be surprisingly resilient!

OmniGman said:
Dude... how the hell do you have 0 toughness? What, are you made of wet paper or something!? Humans can be painfully easy to break, true, but we can also be surprisingly resilient!

-1/-1 counters.

Unless you're Melira.

Aquelle said:
-1/-1 counters.

Unless you're Melira.

I'll remove your -1/-1 counters with Heartmender.
By the way, how did MTG come up here? *smiles*