T34/38 said: God What will Haruhi will think if she see the "savior"?
then God will molest Youkai Jesus. and since Jesus is both God's son and God, we'll all have to have a philosophical debate about whether it's pedophilia, masturbation, or just two girls looking really hot. either way, though, byakuren will find out how it feels to be fondled by haruhi, and what having someone nibble your ear is like.