Eh translated part of it. I'm too sleep-deprived to do more. It's your typical cautionary tale of a yukkuri that insults everyone to the point where they leave her/it alone, and they're not there when she needs help. It's just always fun to translate the "-------ite ne" stuff they have yukkuris say.
End.Help me easy!Idiot!Unpopular!Fool!Someone help me easy!Eyebrows!Shit!