I get the gist of it but I don't know exactly what they're saying.
Luffyko asks for "salad", Sanji says something about her speciality being sweets, and outside the speech bubble it shows she's thinking about "Nami-sama", but then says she guesses she could make carrot cake (as it's a combination). Then as we can all see, Luffyko's breasts are in an awkward place for Nami - who is obviously commenting on that.
A fan requested the Oda draw the crew genderswapped due to Ivankov's power to swap a persons gender being present in the One Piece setting. Oda obliged. Fan artists had a drawgasm.
*crunch*Sorry for the messy handwriting.*spurt*...I guess I could make some carrot cake for you.*plop*I told you that sweets are my specialty, didn't I?*crunch*Her breasts have been touching a dangerous place ever since she jumped on me...Sanjiiiii!Salaaad?
Yay!Now get off of Nami-sama.Haah?