Not even scissors? Nail cutters? ... a pencil sharpener?
I like the idea of this guy picking up a pair of scissors (or some kind of bladed object) realizing his mistake and then immediately dropping them and acting like they were gross and ugly and dumb in an effort to appease his demon sword waifu.
I did say no blades (women) other than me, did I not...?Are you cheating on me?That you will never have any blade other than me.Promise me.