The jokes work much, much better in Japanese, sadly... =_=;;
Shigeru Nanafushigi.About the Seven MysteriesSaki, have you heard about the Seven Mysteries of Kiyosumi?Yes, the Seven Mysteries.What, what? Are you talking about the world's hottest South American chilli pepper that they use in tacos?Jeez, Yuuki. Don't try relate everything to tacos.Those last two are really stretching it.The foreign-born racing horse sired by Fuji Kiseki?Seven Mysteries?I'm sorry... (sweatdropThen what about the insect that belongs to the order Phasmatodea, with over 2500 species worldwide?That'd be the stick insect.
NanafushiThe seven Fuji-lookalike mountains in the Kagawa Prefecture?The Sanuki Nanafuji.Our newest product! The Nanafushigi Taco! It's super spicy but super delicious, djey!