I would be all like, "Wait! You don't need the hammer! Come live with me or take me to your house! I can pretend to be sick and incapacitated for the rest of my life, I don't mind! Just promise you'll let me touch you and make love to you whenever I want! Provided, of course, you don't ever let yourself go! So, do we have a deal?"
I would be all like, "Wait! You don't need the hammer! Come live with me or take me to your house! I can pretend to be sick and incapacitated for the rest of my life, I don't mind! Just promise you'll let me touch you and make love to you whenever I want! Provided, of course, you don't ever let yourself go! So, do we have a deal?"
I would be all like, "Wait! You don't need the hammer! Come live with me or take me to your house! I can pretend to be sick and incapacitated for the rest of my life, I don't mind! Just promise you'll let me touch you and make love to you whenever I want! Provided, of course, you don't ever let yourself go! So, do we have a deal?"
*beat*
"Yaaaayyyy XD"
I think my dick had a massive shrinkage after reading this.
At least it's not a sledgehammer like in Misery, that scene still makes me cringe...
Are you going to be discharged from the hospital...?I... I'm the happiest when I'm taking care of you...DAMN IT!Well, it can't be helped.Huh? 'What am I doing?'... Don't worry! It only hurts for a second!I'll take good care of you forever ♡