LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO FIGHT THE DEEE-MON LORD! DID THEY SEND ME PEASANTS TO PUSH BACK THE HORDE?
YOU'RE ALL ONLY GOOD TO XP FARM BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH MISTER I'LL MAKE PCS OUT OF YOU!
TRANQUIL AS A MONK BUILD BUT ON FIRE WITHIN ONCE YOU FIND YOUR TRUE CLASS YOU ARE SURE TO WIN
YOU'RE ALL COM-MO-NERS WITH D4 HD! STATS ARE 4D6 DROPPED HIGHEST TOO! SOMEHOW I'LL MAKS PCS OUT OF YOUUU~!
I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE MY SAVES! SHOULDA ASKED 'BOUT THE CAMPAIGN! I REALLY SHOULDA READ THOSE SPLATS I SKIPPED! SITREP: IT'S REALLY GRAVE! HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO USE BRAINS WHY'D I THINK THAT BARD WAS A GOOD DIP?!
PC CLASS! YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A MAGIC MISSILE WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A BIGBY'S HAND WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A MUSCLE WIZARD MYSTERIOUS AS A GM WHO'S A CHAD!
TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US UNTIL THE HORDE ARRIVES! OPTIMIZE YOUR CHARSHEETS AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE! YOU'RE NOT SUITED FOR THE ROLLS OF WAR! RP BUILD? GO HOME! YOU'RE THROUGH! HOW COULD I MAKE A PC OUT OF YOU?!
PC CLASS! YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A MAGIC MISSILE WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A BIGBY'S HAND WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A MUSCLE WIZARD MYSTERIOUS AS A GM WHO'S A CHAD!
PC CLASS! YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A MAGIC MISSILE WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A BIGBY'S HAND WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A MUSCLE WIZARD MYSTERIOUS AS A GM WHO'S A CHAAAAD!