Artist's comment :
"In tonights 'Last Word'...

Where the studio has it's 'Common Sense' in captive...
Will Cirno finally make a 'Useful' spell card?
Patchouli will use her illusions to her maximum power to achieve a staggering 400km speed!

'Last word is?'
[Power Kitchen] - Marisa Clarkson
[Hell's bumpkin] - Alice Hammond
[Miss throw](? jap - ミススロー) - Patchouli May's 3 people show about Spell card news programme!

... I'm sorry."

May is "Captain Slow." Thus, "Miss Slow."

Oh god what is this I don't even

The universal truism "There is a Touhou parody of everything" never really hits home until you see the Top Gear tag appear.

NineballSeraph said:
I don't know, but IIRC I have seen some plane models for MMD, I THINK I remember an F-22, or F-15.

So, what does Top Gear, Touhou, Touhou parody of Top Gear has anything to do with MMD and F-22/F-15 fighter jets?

NineballSeraph said:
I was thinking of Top GUN. Sorry, didn't realise that at all.

Dear lord mate, there are mistakes, then there's what you've just done.

Oh dear, great for a laugh though. Hahahah

Aya or Nue as the Stig? You decide.

Wouldn't really pick Nue for Stig... 'Less you explain why.

Some say that that she flew so fast that her skirt was ripped off by the wind. She responded with 'It's not panties, so it's not embarrasing!', we don't know why. And that she already created a full photo portrait book of every individual audience in this crowd, and will sell them at a high price.
All we know is, she's called the Tengu.

Ace, mate.

POWERRRR!!

Now i want to see the Top Gear guys try to rent a car and drive cross country through Gensokyo. I don't care if its impossible it will be awesome.

Yuu_Inohara said:
Now i want to see the Top Gear guys try to rent a car and drive cross country through Gensokyo. I don't care if its impossible it will be awesome.

This road trip must also of course include "a series of challenges".

Artist's commentary:
今夜のLastWordは…
常識に囚われない人がスタジオへ。
チルノは本当に使えるスペルカードを作っていたのか？
そしてパチュリーはブレイジングスターによって、時速４００ｋｍを目指します。

"Tonight, on Last Word..."
"Someone unrestrained by common sense comes to the studio."
"Has Cirno finally made a truly useful spellcard?"
"And Patchouli tries to reach 400km/h using Blazing Star!"

more Artist's Commentary:
■LastWordとは！？
＞「パワー厨」マリサ・クラークソン、
「魔界の田舎者」アリス・ハモンド、
「ミススロー」パチュリー・メイ
の三人でお送りするスペルカード情報番組です。
…。
……ごめんなさい。
でも楽しそうだなって思っちゃったんだ…。
輪郭はトレスしてます。
でも似ませんでした。
これはひどい。
あくまでネタですよ。

"What is 'Last Word'!?"
"'Power-nut', Marisa Clarkson,"
"'The hick from the Demon World', Alice Hammond,"
"and 'Miss Slow', Patchouli May."
"On this programme, they review what's new in spellcards."
"..."
"......sorry."
"But I thought it seemed like fun..."
"I traced the lines."
"This is awful."
"It's a joke right to the end."

Well, this is a surprise. I remember saying somewhere in a rant that this would probably happen, and it has.

I'm going to go punch myself now, for having even uttered the words.

Terrible news! The Dacia Sandero spellcard has been delayed another month!

In other news..

NICEGUYEDDIE said:
Terrible news! The Dacia Sandero spellcard has been delayed another month!

In other news..

You wearing that for a bet?

I wouldn't have done it with these people. I would have done Cirno as Jeremy, since she's obsessed with being the STRONGEST/MOST POWERFUL and is a bit dim. May would have been Patchouli though since he usually knows what he's doing... as long as it's not related to geography. And then Hammond would have been Nazrin (mouse/hamster. close enough) or Chen (cute).

I do know for a fact that a lot of Top Gear episodes are fansubbed into Japanese in NicoNico. The top commented one is, of course, the Japan race between car and Shinkansen train.

The second most commented is, oddly, the "Smallest Car in the World" segment, where Clarkson drove the Peel P50. Niconico-goers also devised special kaomoji for each presenter, which I forgot whom uses what.

nananonina said:
Wouldn't really pick Nue for Stig... 'Less you explain why.

Some say that that she flew so fast that her skirt was ripped off by the wind. She responded with 'It's not panties, so it's not embarrasing!', we don't know why. And that she already created a full photo portrait book of every individual audience in this crowd, and will sell them at a high price.
All we know is, she's called the Tengu.

I wouldn't go with Aya as Stig since she's not in Marisa's harem.

I'd go with someone else. Someone who once built a 1:24 scale model of the Scarlet Devil Mansion made entirely out of bamboo wrenches of various sizes. Someone who created Co*per-Kun by reverse-engineering an interesting piece of Lunarian technology found under the bed in a small shack in the Bamboo Forest.

Someone known only as The Kappa.

TONIGHT....

A monk is frowning...

a prince is charming...

and The Kappa provides some gratuitous fan service.

nananonina said:
Wouldn't really pick Nue for Stig... 'Less you explain why.

Some say that that she flew so fast that her skirt was ripped off by the wind. She responded with 'It's not panties, so it's not embarrasing!', we don't know why. And that she already created a full photo portrait book of every individual audience in this crowd, and will sell them at a high price.
All we know is, she's called the Tengu.

I think the joke with Nue as the Stig is the whole "Seed of Unknown Form" thing.