Trismegustis said: Because, when I am Fuhrer, all officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!
I do not recall where I got it, but I did see a doujinshi where Roy comes into his office to see Risa in a mini-skirt, a sight so beautiful it brings him to tears of joy... then tears of fright when he sees the move was for ALL officers (Armstrong and himself included).