Today I'll try asking for things a little less directly...
It's like I'm having some sort of surreal dream...She asked for it!
Oyashiro-sama has cursed me... with a sex change from someone close to me!
And now Haruhi's been tricked by this curse too!The story so far:I don't believe it!
The Kyon I've always wanted!I thought it might be nice if Kyon turned into a girl, and then it really happened! I can control people's gender at will!
Now Koizumi-kun too!If you think about it, it's actually kind of strange that I can change people's genders at will...Haruhi is becoming troubled.Man, this suuuuucks!