Orichalc_Smithy said: "I'm not interested in ordinary humans, but if any of you are aliens, time travellers, or youkai..."
...oh wait....
Amusingly enough, the only character without innate superpowers, and who actually describes herself as an "ordinary girl" in any way is Marisa, herself. (Which is ironic on its own...)
Perhaps a Marisa/Gensokyo version of Haruhi should instead say, "I have no interest in youkai or supernatural bloodlines or psychotic lesbians! If you are an ordinary human, join me. That is all."
*surprise*Ah, that just crossed my mind, so I just thought I'd try to say it.She cheerfully lets that out all of a sudden!You'll have a new friend who'll be entering this second semester.Yo!I'm Marisa, ze.Aaaaah!Mukyu?Don't looook—The bread lady from this morning!It's a blackboardNicolas, wherePremonition of trouble!?