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blanka, dhalsim, flandre scarlet, frieza, houraisan kaguya, and others (disney, dragon ball, opoona, street fighter, and touhou) drawn by minato hitori

blanka, dhalsim, flandre scarlet, frieza, houraisan kaguya, and others (disney, dragon ball, opoona, street fighter, and touhou) drawn by minato hitori

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    Nanashi 1337

    Seconded. It seems the story goes from a celebration of Sanae becoming a selected character in the new ZUN's game to some random stories that comes as a consequence of Kanako baking a cake (death of Nitori and Freezer). Dont try to understand the story, it doesnt make sense.

    Vadoff

    Oh god, the parts that are translated are hilarious.

    Kabi

    Nightmare fuel
    soulcrushing stuff it actually made me feel bad for a sec in nitori's death
    and of course the tag what
    everything is here

    Still waiting for full translation

    Midoryu

    This really deserves a what tag

    dandan

    this must be one of the must fucked up self advertisement ever. I don't even know what to make of this... and for that, I'm happy

    Robert3186

    *Blinks several times and opens his mouth to say something, but then quickly shuts it again as he's got NOTHING.*

    r1c47

    That manga doujinshi drawn by someone called Hitori... I must buy it.

    Domura

    Oh god, why does this exist and why can't I stop looking at it?

    SonicZX

    This is advertising at it's finest

    _dk

    Translation complete. I'm spent.

    Midoryu

    _dk said:
    Translation complete. I'm spent.

    Don't die from exhaustion now, like Nitori

    E-mouse

    This is the most beautiful advertisement I have ever seen.

    Kabi

    Ok now with the finish translation

    this is still a more what manga than before

    god

    what kind of drugs did he use

    SonicZX

    Kabi said:
    Ok now with the finish translation

    this is still a more what manga than before

    god

    what kind of drugs did he use

    I don't think even taking the world's most powerful hallucinogen could result in this

    SonicZX

    Wait when and how did Dhalism die?

    shinpuu

    It's really messed up!
    Reminds me of the MAD magazine.

    ChozoAran

    This has got to be one of the most terrifying and hilarious things on the internet. Thank you, Japan, for forever fucking with one's personal perception of "sanity".

    Kabi

    SonicZX said:
    Wait when and how did Dhalism die?

    Dunno but it says marisa was fighting instead of dhalism

    Bastille

    My god... What a work of art.

    Kandarihu

    Hmm, this is funny. But now that it's all translated, I don't really think this should have the 'what' tag.

    This is 1) an ad for the author's other manga and
    2) a long-winded speech about the necessity of criticizing a troublesome work without attacking the author personally.

    And for an exercise, he went off on tangents to give us something to complain about! How wonderful!

    DisorderlyConduct

    My favorite part was when Suwako bribed Aya and Shiki.

    10half

    I'm confused. Is the cake a boy or a girl?

    Xiaounlimited

    Even with the full translation, I still believe this deserves the "what" tag.

    This is probably the greatest thing I've read on Danbooru nonetheless. Truly a work of art.

    _dk said:
    Translation complete. I'm spent.

    You're a real trooper. I thank you.

    Krugger

    _dk said:
    Translation complete. I'm spent.

    Good job there I have no words to express the extent of the deed you have done. Please rest

    Nanaya7

    Nanashi_1337 said:
    Seconded. It seems the story goes from a celebration of Sanae becoming a selected character in the new ZUN's game to some random stories that comes as a consequence of Kanako baking a cake (death of Nitori and Freezer). Dont try to understand the story, it doesnt make sense.

    The message is actually quite obvious. Don't waste food.

    Domura said:
    Oh god, why does this exist and why can't I stop looking at it?

    Because you're almost as insane as I am.

    SonicZX said:
    I don't think even taking the world's most powerful hallucinogen could result in this

    You must not know bout ZUN, you must not bout ZUN!

    ShadowPhalanx

    Hooray! Advertisement saves an old man's life! It's wonderful how media can be these days.

    wingding

    Manly tears were shed for Lord Fri... Cake. Goddamnit, this is the best thing i ever saw on Danbooru.

    jagus12

    I dont know what the fuck did I just saw...
    But it was awesome

    Justy

    My brain is full of fuck.

    The Shadow

    wvmmhxkh said:
    god damn this fucking hat.

    Agreed, the hat has to be the most disturbing thing in this wonderfully disturbed piece.

    joe021093

    I'm going to die. I hope I can rest in peace.

    And you guys should do some sincere applause for Hitori...

    QUICK! Before I die!

    True

    Brain cells, I lost them.

    Yuu Inohara

    So I have finished reading this, and appear to have grown a beard, and it is no longer snowy outside. What year is it?

    l-l-lolz

    Hey, is that a ring I see on Nitori's finger at the scene where she blushes?

    Pakkuman

    I tried to understand this...

    My brain is officially broken in too many pieces to put back together.

    death ashe

    Jesus Christ!!! Injecting a G-Virus to a cake...and adding Freeza's DNA this is beyond....

    chimeratech

    the fuck did I just read?

    garyseven

    chimeratech said:
    the fuck did I just read?

    i will steal your words and use them as my own

    Exhau

    If only all advertisement was like this.

    hfunji

    My Account > Settings >Show Image Samples

    _cf

    Instant favorite. This level of mindfuckery is straight out old Mad magazines.

    Sachiko

    THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! WHAT HAVE I JUST READ?

    neozigma

    Bumping cause this work is at the same level of epicness of What that can even be compared to Zun's works !!!

    Danbooru was created to post this single shit

    Himegami Akane

    Thank God I understood the first half... The second half just raped my mind.

    RandomMonster

    Himegami_Akane said:
    Thank God I understood the first half... The second half just raped my mind.

    NO, DON'T USE YA COMMON SENSE, wanna end up like nitori... or mannitori... whatever?

    Chagen46

    what the fuck.

    Seriously, I have never seen such amazing and awesome mindfuck ever.

    Jesus, the shit that goes on in my head may be insane, but Hitori manages to take insanity and concentrate it into a sheer beam of pure mindfuckery.

    Jesus Christ, it's like ThirtyH's, Touhou style.

    archon256

    Oh god.
    What did I just read.

    I think I need to go lie down.

    Philemon

    I had a head once.

    It's gone now.

    Terashi88

    That hat. It stares into my soul. What's left of it after reading this, of course.

    TheCretin

    I sit back,take it all in, and think for a minute... All I have to say is, Tewi and Teruyo are really very beautiful in some of those panels.

    Keshi-sama

    What? Why? How?

    Well, then.

    lolin86

    What the fuck did I just read, wasnt about Sanae being a PC...?

    DJstagen

    Greatest Advertisement EVER!!! Imagine if all the companies advertised like this!!! Commercials would be better than the actual shows!
    Also, what the hell did I just read?! I thought this was an actual story, then it went all mind screw on us...

    Yakumo Yukari

    We all might as well stop looking for things on the internet, we have found the best it has to offer right here.

    Lord Enki

    this was magnificent

    Archangel0891

    Almost heart warming to the scene of father Nitori somehow made me sad

    Neuro39

    Man, that's deep, just think abo-WHADDAFUK

    Khorinthian

    Undoubtedly the best thing Danbooru has ever received...

    OneSoup

    and many "what?!"s were had today

    Hestenfeiser

    My god... This is the best thing ever...

    Bananacat

    Thats what I got from the Story:
    Sanae became a playable charakter. Kanako made (very disgusting looking) cake for celebration and blew up the oven quite a few times. Nitori died of exhaustion cause of too much work (repairing the oven). Then mad Kappas, Suwako bribed Aya and Shiki to make them look better in public. Then sad father of Nitori and then I lost track.

    DoctorVisigoth

    Nitori, Kaguya, and Tewi are really cute! Imagine what Hitori could do, if only he would give up this life of evil!

    alexei

    Lord Cake's words about maker,work and user are so true...

    Mountain Dew

    You know, this really didn't bother me. I'm used to weird stuff. It's what I live for. The more random, the better.

    Until it got to the speech about caring for others' feelings. Delivered by Frieza.

    Then my head exploded.

    KirisameMarisa

    Nitori! Lord Cake! I never cried in confusion before! :'C

    JakeBob

    This was like reading someone's train of thought. Probably makes sense in context, but to an average observer, it makes no sense.

    ninered

    I swear my stomach was grumbling a minute ago before I read this.

    Qpax

    Nitori's part of story actually made me shed MANLY tears.

    nabusco

    I wonder what combo of narcotics was mixed to create this masterpiece

    VocaUtau

    This is one hell of a preview...

    EimiYoshikawa

    The best thing on Danbooru.

    The.

    Best.

    Hyoroemon

    Wait, what the fuck did I just read?

    nabusco

    im not exactly sure what to feel
    im not sure

    potatotomato

    Is Hitomi still active?

    I have heard something about he was in bad shape and all.

    mork

    Fuck what the?

    Traze

    I............But....that cake....And....I..I....ROLLING FOR FUCKING SAN LOSS.

    AdventZero

    *Rolls for SAN loss... Passed.*

    ...Well, now. That was one glorious ad. Four uniqe themes all seamlessly rolled into one. The third quarter (after Lord Cake achieved his Final Form) was especially awe-inspiring.

    *Rolls for SAN loss again... SAN -45*

    What the hell am I reading here... And how the hell did it actually make sense?!

    Inukazan

    And all is right in the world.

    HiraiYukari

    I've lost count how many time i said "What" at this comic. This is mankind best works of art

    luckyp3616

    Qpax said:

    Nitori's part of story actually made me shed MANLY tears.

    Nitori must have come back to life using the power of the seven Miko Balls. But, will Shikieiki and Komachi accept her being back in Gensokyo? Find out on the next episode of Miko Ball Z!

    Then a fight with five episodes of just powering up.

    DuwangAnon

    I'm not sure what's weirder: this ad or the fact that I pretty much understood and followed the train of thought that this doujin had.

    Vadosity

    This is the ultimate what-the-fuck of all time. It will truly be decades until something else can top this comic's surrealism

    Myrokratios

    That doujin was a wild ride.

    JackieSpice

    I want to get off Hitori's wild ride