Me, at the beginning of Avalon le Fae: "Oh my, what a nice lady. She's so kind and... Such round... erhm *cough cough* and this waist... Pity she's not a summonable Servant."
Me, at the end of Avalon le Fae: "You stupid bitch! Go die a miserable, meaningless death and rot in hell where you belong to, you piece of trash!"