Horrible voice-acting, bad controls, badly presented plot, monotonous gameplay, boring characters, lifeless animations, tasteless design and outfits (duh). Yeah, I'm done there, 'cause it would indeed be quicker to list the good things. Lemme try.
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Okay, I guess some will enjoy the graphics and the ass.
Well, I did get the full game, but I got that for free also. I'm generally inclined to enjoy stuff that I got for free, as it represents good value for money. I thought the combat system in particular was quite clever and enjoyable.