"BULLSHIT!!, IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOMS ASS AND ENDED UP A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS, I THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED!!!!"
"HOLY DOGSHIT! TEXAS? ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T MUCH LOOK LIKE A STEER TO ME SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN!!"