I dunno, I think a world with super horny elves is more preferable than one without.
the world would see the largest case of death by Snu Snu.... not really a bad way to go out to be honest, especially for the virgins who have all but given up.
Gods I hate those Super Juicy Woodelves (or “SJW” that they keep having us call them.)
My fellow Orc brothers can’t go through the woods without being jumped by them and whenever they try to politely decline their advances, they make a whole big huff and puff display attracting tons of monsters with their drama. If that’s not enough, they would cast those crazy spells on the InnerWebs, shaming them for being weaker than our previous tribes and that we are all failures to our forgemothers or even “racist” for not accepting them.
Newsflash; the Orc population is on a decline after the last war with the previous Darklord and if an Orc doesn’t breed with another Orc(or human) it isn’t possible to spawn an Orc offspring. You learn this in basic lorestudy class godsdammit. Elves spawn elves!!
And don’t get me started on the slutshaming! I’m so sick of hearing them whine on the Fortune-tellers, calling those who are races of the night “pure” and “innocent” and “virginal” and putting them down like that.
I have a friend whose a succubus, who worked hard and pleasured who knows how many men(and women) to earn her rank among the demonic forces. She doesn’t need this shit of people not calling her out for her work, especially in this time period when most races prefer to hold out until mating season and because of the constant assault from those godsdamm Elves.
This really is all bullshit. What is the world coming to really and at this rate, I welcome the next takeover by the resurrected Darklord. Maybe then common sense will come back to our lands. Fuck those Super Juicy Woodelves.
Gods I hate those Super Juicy Woodelves (or “SJW” that they keep having us call them.)
My fellow Orc brothers can’t go through the woods without being jumped by them and whenever they try to politely decline their advances, they make a whole big huff and puff display attracting tons of monsters with their drama. If that’s not enough, they would cast those crazy spells on the InnerWebs, shaming them for being weaker than our previous tribes and that we are all failures to our forgemothers or even “racist” for not accepting them.
Newsflash; the Orc population is on a decline after the last war with the previous Darklord and if an Orc doesn’t breed with another Orc(or human) it isn’t possible to spawn an Orc offspring. You learn this in basic lorestudy class godsdammit. Elves spawn elves!!
And don’t get me started on the slutshaming! I’m so sick of hearing them whine on the Fortune-tellers, calling those who are races of the night “pure” and “innocent” and “virginal” and putting them down like that.
I have a friend whose a succubus, who worked hard and pleasured who knows how many men(and women) to earn her rank among the demonic forces. She doesn’t need this shit of people not calling her out for her work, especially in this time period when most races prefer to hold out until mating season and because of the constant assault from those godsdamm Elves.
This really is all bullshit. What is the world coming to really and at this rate, I welcome the next takeover by the resurrected Darklord. Maybe then common sense will come back to our lands. Fuck those Super Juicy Woodelves.
YOU! YOU SIR! Are one of the reason why I can't get out of Danbooru! that SJW stuff really made me lost it!