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flandre scarlet, hong meiling, izayoi sakuya, konpaku youmu, patchouli knowledge, and others (touhou) drawn by colonel aki

flandre scarlet, hong meiling, izayoi sakuya, konpaku youmu, patchouli knowledge, and others (touhou) drawn by colonel aki

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    finalagent

    Despite having more mouths to feed, Sakuya has 10x less than Youmu.

    Yuyuko really is a vacuum isn't she?

    Tetsamaru

    Sakuya:This is how much I spend *Shows receipt*
    Youmu:This is how much i spend *Shows Credit Card*

    garyseven

    myon's oddly missing here

    BarefeetChaser

    garyseven said:
    myon's oddly missing here

    Eaten

    ritzfitz91

    BarefeetChaser said:
    Eaten

    Digested

    Keo

    garyseven said:
    myon's oddly missing here

    Partying

    What? Myon have a life too! I can see it dancing with a buch of Ghost chicks right now.

    Kitae

    Myon is making out with Yuyuko, duuuh.

    FoolyDooly

    garyseven said:
    myon's oddly missing here

    probably working overtime to pay the bill. D:

    yuukilolitachan

    ignatius2722 said:
    lesbian ghost half?

    In Gensokyo, everybody is gay.

    JakeBob

    I want to say asexual reproduction, but considering the way Touhou works, it's probably something radically insane and silly.

    Katajanmarja

    It is a special kind of metabolism, involving asexual as well as sexual reproduction.

    Are you ready to read the results of my scrupulous (and often dangerous) studies conducted since March 2009? I am afraid this could crush many myths about both Touhou girls and yukkuri, which have turned out to belong to the same species.

    A simplified explanation of the whole procedure:

    1. Touhou girls lay eggs.

    2. Yukkuri hatch out.

    3. Each yukkuri grows a flower stem with multiple flowers. These flowers are hermaphroditic, i.e. they have both gynoeciums and stamina (stamens).

    4. The yukkuri flowers pollinate each other and develop into fruits. The pollen is usually distributed by small fairies.

    5. Once a fruit has reached the shape of a complete minigirl, it is ripe and falls. In order to avoid injuries, the yukkuri go to hibernate to quiet, moss-covered woodland areas and other suitable environments for this period.

    6. The yukkuri do not parent their offspring. Most minigirls are consumed by wild youkai before they grow into human-sized children. Preventing Touhou girl overpopulation is, in fact, the key role played by the carnivorous youkai in the ecology of Gensoukyou. (Friendly youkai are just mutants.)

    7. Driven by instinct and, in many cases, cultural conventions, adult Touhou girls go searching for children to bring up. This may manifest in anything between aimless wanderings in nearby forests, apparently just seeking solitude, and highly organized group expeditions to faraway regions.

    8. Once an adult Touhou girl has adopted a child, a strong hormonal reaction is triggered, which leads to laying yukkuri eggs. A Touhou girl may adopt one or more children at a time, but cannot usually lay eggs more often than once a year. Most Touhou girls only lay eggs once, twice or three times during their lifespans, but a small minority (mainly consisting of rabbit-girls) does it yearly.

    Other studies, which I have not been able to confirm, indicate that adult Touhou girls engage in lots and lots of sexual intercourse among each other, and possibly with the males of Gensokyo's human villages as well. This behavior has nothing to do with breeding. Instead, it may have originated as a means of forming couples (rarely, triples or larger groups) to take care of children more effectively, and to maintain and strengthen attachment once a couple has been formed. Regardless of this, some researchers claim to have observed promiscuous behavioral patterns.

    Cort321

    Katajanmarja said:

    Stuff

    Too much detail.

    I like that.

    PyontaKun

    Myon's doubling as a bag. Duh.

    Parcee

    Ande said:
    If the only gender present is female I wonder how they would react to a guy showing up? Either he would have an instant harem, or the girls having no idea what a man is, would mistake him as a youkai. Hilarity/gore soon to follow. Although seriously...with an all female crew how do they keep their numbers up?

    Rinnosuke. He fertilizes all the children. They don't call him MANnosuke for nothing.

    Nameless Madao

    Katajanmarja said:
    stuff

    what shit you've been smoking?
    can i have some?

    Shadow Da Hedgie

    If the SDM crew have it bad... imagine how much Yuyuko is suffering.

    SilverBlade

    Shadow_Da_Hedgie said:

    If the SDM crew have it bad... imagine how much Yuyuko is suffering.

    Hmm ... Yuyuko suffering. :D

    Sacriven

    Katajanmarja said:

    It is a special kind of metabolism, involving asexual as well as sexual reproduction.

    Are you ready to read the results of my scrupulous (and often dangerous) studies conducted since March 2009? I am afraid this could crush many myths about both Touhou girls and yukkuri, which have turned out to belong to the same species.

    A simplified explanation of the whole procedure:

    1. Touhou girls lay eggs.

    2. Yukkuri hatch out.

    3. Each yukkuri grows a flower stem with multiple flowers. These flowers are hermaphroditic, i.e. they have both gynoeciums and stamina (stamens).

    4. The yukkuri flowers pollinate each other and develop into fruits. The pollen is usually distributed by small fairies.

    5. Once a fruit has reached the shape of a complete minigirl, it is ripe and falls. In order to avoid injuries, the yukkuri go to hibernate to quiet, moss-covered woodland areas and other suitable environments for this period.

    6. The yukkuri do not parent their offspring. Most minigirls are consumed by wild youkai before they grow into human-sized children. Preventing Touhou girl overpopulation is, in fact, the key role played by the carnivorous youkai in the ecology of Gensoukyou. (Friendly youkai are just mutants.)

    7. Driven by instinct and, in many cases, cultural conventions, adult Touhou girls go searching for children to bring up. This may manifest in anything between aimless wanderings in nearby forests, apparently just seeking solitude, and highly organized group expeditions to faraway regions.

    8. Once an adult Touhou girl has adopted a child, a strong hormonal reaction is triggered, which leads to laying yukkuri eggs. A Touhou girl may adopt one or more children at a time, but cannot usually lay eggs more often than once a year. Most Touhou girls only lay eggs once, twice or three times during their lifespans, but a small minority (mainly consisting of rabbit-girls) does it yearly.

    Other studies, which I have not been able to confirm, indicate that adult Touhou girls engage in lots and lots of sexual intercourse among each other, and possibly with the males of Gensokyo's human villages as well. This behavior has nothing to do with breeding. Instead, it may have originated as a means of forming couples (rarely, triples or larger groups) to take care of children more effectively, and to maintain and strengthen attachment once a couple has been formed. Regardless of this, some researchers claim to have observed promiscuous behavioral patterns.

    Oh dude.