To be fair alice, she's not TRYING to die when she masterbates. It kind of just keeps happening.
I see...Hakurei ShrineIt's totally spring, yo!!Oh, it's Alice. If you're here for Reimu, she's not here right now.Huh? Who the heck are you?I'm Komano, the guardian deity of this shrine.The Guardian Beast Devoted to Shintoism and Buddhism
Komano AunThat's right! I've been secretly protecting the shrine! As a volunteer!The shrine's guardian deity, you say?There are things in this world you can change, and things you can't.Understood.In that case, won't you please do something about Reimu's suicide attempts?
* TechnoBReimu reference