Hoo, if it isn't a river.Just a touch will be instant death...The orchestra of hundreds of anguished cries will be a magnificent to hear.Let's stop polluting the river!Auu...Let's pollute the river through and through while the kappa's not here.
*You should be ashamed to harass defenseless weaklings like this
Yamame-chan, are you crying?
Man, that makes me mad. It's your fault anyway, Kisume.You should've warned me that the kappa had shown up.
Sure is.
PoisonHihhihhii...
*JAB*
*JAB*
Kisume, you help too.
Die...
Die, would you!!
*blub blub blub*
*YamameYou really don't seem so bad.I'm a youkai hated by everyone too, so...
Yamame-chan can be aggressive and scary, but... she's the only one.Hahaha...Yamame-chan...I'm gonna change this river's water to poison...We got utterly beat up.Hahaha... I'll go build a grave real quick...Why are you tagging along with someone like her?The only one who understands me...What on earth is she trying to do...?*JOLT*Yamame-chan!Yamame-chan, I brought an akebia fruit!Let's eat it together.
The End
Bonus Manga
I posted these on Pixiv... It was about half a year ago, and now the art's really different, huh... (or am I the only who thinks so?)
It serves as the base for this story, too.
People who like RPGs will definitely get the parody...!