I got the translation from here, though I changed some stuff to make it flow better.
Ahahahahaha-Hahahahaha-Whoops. Hey, it's fine, isn't it?Hahahaha!Woah, this is interesting~...Excuse me?If you're going to just keep on laughing, why don't you stop reading?No, it's just that...
Ushiwaka is looking really close at you in this~These scenes are really like you. You remember when I got into trouble, right?Well, excuse me!...Give that back!