Well don't feel bad about it Mr. Mori, it could happen to all of us. I tried changing the words around a bit to a perhaps equally accurate interpretation that might be more accessible to people with differing levels of fluency.
Then, about ten more knives.Running errands for a cat is really...But getting to be called by my name is appealing...Just now, when that intruder entered...If you die, I'll restore your time and we'll start over.Don't even mention starting over!The EndYou, gate guard!What exactly were you talking about?Sakuya-sama!Help-------
In ChineseI'll leave the punishment to you.That'll kill even a youkai like me!