Monster: Hi! May I tentacle rape you with my tongue ensuring that, for years to come, that you'll be having nightmares just like this? Since you already appear to have a head full of broken glass it can't be any worse than your regular dreams, so this could serve as a nice change of pace. If you could just help get things going by removing your panties and...
Madotsuki: *freaks out, grabs her knife, and starts stabbing the monster in the tongue*
Monoko: *thinking to herself* Maybe I should have told him that Madotsuki wasn't his typical Japanese schoolgirl?