I tried to translate it with my poor english pls check
Thank you for your translations. Also, Freudian slip much?
Servant popularity survey! Our guest today is ———Jeanne!Where do I start...Just what kind of question would have inner thigh as the answer?waaaaComfy lap pillow!Please tell us why do you think she's popular!Um... she's kind.Let's start with Mashu!Her face is cute.Inner thigh.No! I heard the question wrong! Don't look at me like that.