*Thwak*Urrrgh...*Pant**Pant**slump*You just barely saved my chastity.I'll get him into bed.Stop right there! Don't you dare take one step closer!I don't wanna know about your son!
"Son" is slang for dickUrgh!You wanna tell me why I woke up in your room?You passed out in the bath.Oh, Ueno.Haruhiko... and Yoyohara-chan.I want to be considerate and put up with it, but I just can't, Dad. Please think about your son's feelings!