Apart from Iowa's fast food cuisine and Bismarck's simplicity(?), I think jellied eels are the most you can get in attaining a full belly, Richelieu... unless you can find Teste...
though speaking of the jellied eel, wasn't that a supply bit for British ships? From what I can remember, the Brits tinned a crapton of them and it aint surprising if the funky thing did stay aboard ship galleys back then.
Maybe she refuses to eat them without any butter or some sort of seasoning? Just flat-out potatoes that have been steamed can be a bit bland.
Honestly, the same can be said about the happy meal - it's not good food by any stretch, but a cardburger and grease sticks are scientifically designed to be the most boring and inoffensive lowest-common-denominator food on the planet.
It's only the jellied eels you'd need to run away from really fast.
If she wants Italian food Iowa should be able to take care of that, it'll be 90% cheese and red sauce by weight, but that's what makes it good.
Speaking as a Jerseyan, don't mess with our Italian food. Especially when you're in the middle to northern parts of the state, closer to New York. It's as good as it gets stateside. Iowa's had long enough here to learn it... so yeah, this is an outright insult. Iowa could do waaay better than some McDonald's.
Speaking as a Jerseyan, don't mess with our Italian food. Especially when you're in the middle to northern parts of the state, closer to New York. It's as good as it gets stateside. Iowa's had long enough here to learn it... so yeah, this is an outright insult. Iowa could do waaay better than some McDonald's.
It's Ido's Iowa after all. He portrays all the foreign ships to be as stereotypical as possible, from a Japanese perspective anyhow.
Speaking as a Jerseyan, don't mess with our Italian food. Especially when you're in the middle to northern parts of the state, closer to New York.It's as good as it gets stateside. Iowa's had long enough here to learn it... so yeah, this is an outright insult. Iowa could do waaay better than some McDonald's.
Hell yeah, Bergen County born and raised here. Also the only actually good bagels in the fucking country outside NYC (no North Carolina a roll with a fucking hole in the middle is not a bagel).
Hell yeah, Bergen County born and raised here. Also the only actually good bagels in the fucking country outside NYC (no North Carolina a roll with a fucking hole in the middle is not a bagel).
Please tell me that isn't really what passes for a bagel down there.
Jellied EelsNice to meet you.Where's Roma and Littorio?The French Battleship, Richelieu.Happy MealWhere are the Italian ships?Steamed PotatoesHein?The Italian battleships are required for routing, so they're off sortieing.With a mind towards welcoming you, we have prepared an evening meal!Hmmm....